I met this blonde

so my car got towed while I went into this bar for a drink(don’t ask me to explain this one because the towing company couldn’t either); so I figured I’d just catch a cab and pick up my car the next day. While I was complaining to the bartender, this blond offered to drop me off and being that I was in a friendly mood, I said, "yes, why not!

So I got in her brand new BMW and the whole ride this chick was doing two things: smiling and talking. So here are her stats…

_she's a single mother with two children
_she lives with a guy who is paying child-support for his one child.
_they lived together for 4 years
_they split the financial expenses (monthly bills around $7,500)
_they're more like room-mates than lovers
_she's not on birth control
_he's not practicing birth control (riding bare back)
_she's being paid $82,000 a year and worked there for over a year.
_she wants a raise but too afraid to ask

and all I did was to sit there and listen.....got out the car, thanked her for the ride and gave her a Shakaitutu business card…and she offered me a …

Anywho, that’s too much details for y’all. lol