Hitting up Jacmel 2 get my Fanm

So not to long ago I had a chance to be in Jacmel and I met this fanm. I mean, this fanm is crazy hilarious. You ever met someone who questions everything about you from your friends, musical taste, career, characteristics, etc? I mean, this fanm is a handful but she’s a nice person to talk to. So the other day she called me and we’re yapping about life, relationships and her many admirers, and she quickly flipped a question on me about women that I’ve been with. I mean, women are so conniving. How in the world do you just ignore my question and just throw in your own danm question. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind the tough questions but you gotta give me something to work with. So this fanm went on and on about how she couldn’t be with a dude like me because I am always on the move, I flirt with too many women, I am always parting, etc. So given that I didn’t get a chance to give you an answer that very same night, here are your answers my future fanm.

1st off, I don’t party a lot. I like to call it networking. I am the type of dude that will attend an event simply to meet the sponsors. I am an opportunistic dude, so if there’s a major sponsor there, I want to meet them and introduce myself and the work that I am doing. Wouldn’t that be the best thing to do?

Now lets’ talk about this flirt thing you keep on talking about. You call it flirt, I call it networking. See, if I happen to meet a fanm at a party, of course I am going to go up to her and introduce myself. How will she know my name if I don’t go up to her and complement her on her curves and smile? Now, I have gotten a lot of sponsors that way too. As I stated before, I am an opportunist, if there’s a one HOT fanm at a party, I need to make sure she remembers my name. Even if she happens to meet 100 good looking dudes that night, I bet you, I will say something to her that she’ll never forget. Now that’s not flirting my dear, that’s inscribing my name in her history book. I told you I was ahead of my time, so my formula and strategies are a bit different.

So you went on and asked me about this other chick you think would be a perfect match for me but as I told you when we discussed it, she and I don’t see penis to vagina.(eye to eye). She’s a very nice woman just not my type. I like the way you phrased your question though but then again I didn’t want to go into specifics. When something is over, its over. Why bother hanging onto the wind if you can't hold it?

As I told you before dear, you’re cool as crazy and I enjoy our chats. Stop judging me and just let me be. You don’t see me questioning your invisible man. Next time I come to Jacmel, I am coming to get my fanm. I’ll see you soon. Lol.